500,000,000 AMERICANS LOSING JOBS!!!
This is just classic.
Today, I learned some things:
1) There are five-hundred million citizens of the United States of America.
2) Every month these five-hundred million Americans are losing their jobs.
Some considerations from what I’ve learned:
1) If five-hundred million Americans have lost their jobs then this is actually a positive occurrence in the economy because there should now be a lot of open positions for those people looking for work!
2) However, if five-hundred million Americans keep losing their jobs every month, who the heck keeps hiring these guys? Learn to hold down a job you bums!
-nick







