500,000,000 AMERICANS LOSING JOBS!!!

This is just classic.

Today, I learned some things:

1) There are five-hundred million citizens of the United States of America.

2) Every month these five-hundred million Americans are losing their jobs.

Some considerations from what I’ve learned:

1) If five-hundred million Americans have lost their jobs then this is actually a positive occurrence in the economy because there should now be a lot of open positions for those people looking for work!

2) However, if five-hundred million Americans keep losing their jobs every month, who the heck keeps hiring these guys? Learn to hold down a job you bums!

-nick