Oil Company 1, Environmentalists 0

Big Business never does anything for people or the planet (except for Wal-Mart, Timberland and a bunch of other companies). Now, environmentalists can add ExxonMobil to their list of companies to support, for putting $41 billion towards a “low-carbon tomorrow.” One special note: it was their own money, not ours. Isn’t that great? Good stuff happens for energy efficiency, the environment, business and taking money away from terrorist-supporting countries- and it doesn’t come out of our coffers!

Thanks to Real Clear Politics for the article, by the way.